‘Twas the morn before Christmas
And all through my house
Couldn’t purge the grin from my mind
Of Harry Reid, that louse
.
“We got our votes for healthcare”
The Democrats were mocking
“Even from the Capitol
We put coal into their stockings!”
.
” ‘ Tea Partiers’ are crazy!’
We shouted, my dear fellow
Heck, it came as time went by
Who needed Garafalo?”
.
“The people banged upon our doors
And called our office often
But power outweighs constituency
Hence, this nail in the coffin!”
.
“One more step moves toward a State
Where all will be policed
But when Big Government controls all things
It’s the nature of the beast.”
.
“Wish we could tell you that being sick
Was why we pushed this through:
To assume it’s for health whatsoever,
Shows you have no clue.”
.
“For six months protestors marched
On Washington in droves
But now all those poor suckers
Will pay revenue out the nose!”
.
“If you’ve ever waited
For a doctor or procedure
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
Thanks to this brand new creature!”
.
“We don’t really care
That it failed in Great Britain
Our goal has been achieved:
Your health care has been smitten!”
.
“We need to keep in mind
That if you collapse upon the rug
You’d better use our plan
Lest we’ll squash you like a bug!”
.
“Santa Claus was quoted
When we refused to treat his wife:
‘Merry Christmas to all
And please stay well all your life!”
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Consti,
I see St. Alinski is alive and well on Christmas Day! And just what fact or argument from the article were YOU commenting on?
You’re so funny…thank you for the laugh
Whether it works or not (and I assure you, it will work fine if you remain well, hopefully you won’t need an MRI, 6 month wait in Canada) this was passed against they clear wish of the people (look at any poll) and against the clear wishes of the majority of legislators prior to bribes, intimidations and duress.
This is law by dictitorial implimentation, and therefore “Thug Rule”.
And when I see an appology from you Laura my heart will stop, for the only creature stirring this morning appears to be a louse. When the liberal stockings are hung all just the same, the kiddies toys will be give to the poor, and the kids left out in the rain.
The danger in such broad, sweeping, negative predictions is that while you are a hero if you are right (at best,) you look like an ass if you’re not (at the least.)
Time will tell, my brother…but I doubt anyone will see an apology from you if you’re wrong and be more than happy to personally benefit and share in its success.