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Let them eat food stamps!!

by Consti Tution August 6, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the Secrete Underground Bunker kitchen where I’m whipping up a heaping serving of my extra special recession casserole for the staff. For those of you curious enough to wonder at the ingredients here they are.

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Things to remember for November!

by Consti Tution July 30, 2010
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“Rabbit Hutch this is slippery weasel switching to central control channel. Over” Oh hi! Consti here in the Bunker Control room where we are in countdown to November. We have a communiqué release for all Americans to consider pertaining to the coming November elections some 95 days away. Please disseminate this communication to your fellow [...]

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The Department of Injustice.

by Consti Tution July 15, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here coming to you from the Bunker Medical facility’s psych ward were I have instructed the staff to prepare a nice padded cell and crisp clean straight jacket for attorney General Eric “never read the law” Holder. Since Mr. Holder is showing signs of insanity I wanted to make sure he has the utmost best of care for his social justice condition.

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The Summer Recovery Tour 2010

by Consti Tution July 1, 2010
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Consti here with the skinny on the Obama Summer Recovery Tour 2010. You’ll have to speak up over the noise of the “recovery” B.S. being blared through the MSM speakers. As you may have heard there is this lovely show coming to your town to praise the benefits of the stimulus Obama and his band [...]

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The rule of law is dead (Part 1)

by Consti Tution June 29, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the Bunker Law library taking a refresher course in illegal behavior. I’ve come to the conclusion that NO AMERICAN CITIZEN SHOULD OBEY THE LAW. That’s right. I said it. Break the law who cares? Apparently the Federal Government and the people who write the laws don’t give a rat’s kiester about [...]

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An inconvenient accident

by Consti Tution June 21, 2010
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Consti here in the Bunker morgue where it is my sad duty to inform a grieving nation that the married couple known as “Democracy and Liberty” are dead. They perished on impact in a fiery hope and change accident over the weekend. The other driver listed as a “Barrack Hussein Obama” survived and is being [...]

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Et tu Brute?

by Consti Tution June 16, 2010
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Consti here in the Bunker theater where the staff and I were watching a history channel documentary on Julius Caesar the Roman Emperor last night. (By a unanimous vote we skipped the President’s snooze fest of a speech.) This morning after catching up on the commentary in the MSM all I can say is… “Et [...]

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OH HELL NO!

by Consti Tution June 9, 2010
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“This is Monkey wrench come in slippery weasel! Priority one! Over!” Consti here in the Bunker communications center with a communiqué for immediate release on all channels! President Barrack Hussein Obama has openly supported Hamas! “President Barack Obama said Wednesday the United States was to unveil a 400-million-dollar civilian aid package for the Palestinians, as [...]

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Hero or Nero?

by Consti Tution June 4, 2010
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Consti here with some questions for all of you good folks. Where are all the cheerleaders at now? I’m not talking about the pom-pom wielding, silicone flopping, local sports team, females that accompany them. No, I am talking about the members of the Press and blog-o-sphere who were in a frenzy about the ascension of [...]

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A more perfect self-hating nation.

by Consti Tution May 25, 2010

Consti here with some questions for you to answer for yourself. Is it right to question a sitting president’s policies either in time of war or peace? Is it right for a sitting President to condone or participate in foreign criticism of his country? Is it right to bandy about the term “sedition” in reference [...]

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SEIU Union Thugs

by Consti Tution May 21, 2010

“Come in slippery weasel this is monkey wrench over?” Oh hi! Consti here in the Bunker communications room trying to get the word out about a story you won’t see in the MSM. It’s about how the SEIU intimidates people, threatens private citizens at their homes, and breaks local laws. Yes folks I am talking [...]

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La reconquesta

by Consti Tution May 12, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here with more on the immigration issue that no one really talks about. The dirty little secrets that liberals would rather sweep under the rug. That is the reconquesta movement. According to their website their ultimate objective is “the civilized, non-violent, democratic “liberation” of the North American continent from European-descendants.” The organization seeks [...]

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The “R” word.

by Consti Tution March 3, 2010
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Consti bringing you the word of the day from the Bunker Library. Today we have a foul word to some in politics. I’m talking about the “R” word. (No not Republican before you comment below.) I’m talking about reconciliation, or more accurately reconcile. Since there has been so much noise about the “nuclear option” pertaining [...]

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