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KILLING GRANDMA

by Consti Tution July 15, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker lounge where the staff and I have been sitting back and watching hilarity ensue! No I’m not talking about the latest comedy movie. I’m talking about the debt reduction talks currently going on in both the media and politics. Now let me start by saying that the [...]

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Its MARCH MADNESS!!

by Consti Tution March 18, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the Underground Bunker lounge where we are getting ready for March Madness! WHOO-HOO! YEAH BASKETBALL! BEER AND WINGS! PARTY PARTY! GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM! YEAH! MANLY! Meanwhile…. The Middle East burns. Libya, Tunisia, Egypt, Syria, Yemmen,  Bahrain, where uprisings in the streets are being repressed violently and death walks the streets. [...]

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The Smell of fear, the taste of desperate (Part 1)

by Consti Tution October 12, 2010
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A look at the fear comming from the loonie left and their desperation

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Let them eat food stamps!!

by Consti Tution August 6, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the Secrete Underground Bunker kitchen where I’m whipping up a heaping serving of my extra special recession casserole for the staff. For those of you curious enough to wonder at the ingredients here they are.

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Things to remember for November!

by Consti Tution July 30, 2010
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“Rabbit Hutch this is slippery weasel switching to central control channel. Over” Oh hi! Consti here in the Bunker Control room where we are in countdown to November. We have a communiqué release for all Americans to consider pertaining to the coming November elections some 95 days away. Please disseminate this communication to your fellow [...]

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The Department of Injustice.

by Consti Tution July 15, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here coming to you from the Bunker Medical facility’s psych ward were I have instructed the staff to prepare a nice padded cell and crisp clean straight jacket for attorney General Eric “never read the law” Holder. Since Mr. Holder is showing signs of insanity I wanted to make sure he has the utmost best of care for his social justice condition.

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The Summer Recovery Tour 2010

by Consti Tution July 1, 2010
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Consti here with the skinny on the Obama Summer Recovery Tour 2010. You’ll have to speak up over the noise of the “recovery” B.S. being blared through the MSM speakers. As you may have heard there is this lovely show coming to your town to praise the benefits of the stimulus Obama and his band [...]

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The rule of law is dead (Part 1)

by Consti Tution June 29, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the Bunker Law library taking a refresher course in illegal behavior. I’ve come to the conclusion that NO AMERICAN CITIZEN SHOULD OBEY THE LAW. That’s right. I said it. Break the law who cares? Apparently the Federal Government and the people who write the laws don’t give a rat’s kiester about [...]

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An inconvenient accident

by Consti Tution June 21, 2010
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Consti here in the Bunker morgue where it is my sad duty to inform a grieving nation that the married couple known as “Democracy and Liberty” are dead. They perished on impact in a fiery hope and change accident over the weekend. The other driver listed as a “Barrack Hussein Obama” survived and is being [...]

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Et tu Brute?

by Consti Tution June 16, 2010
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Consti here in the Bunker theater where the staff and I were watching a history channel documentary on Julius Caesar the Roman Emperor last night. (By a unanimous vote we skipped the President’s snooze fest of a speech.) This morning after catching up on the commentary in the MSM all I can say is… “Et [...]

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