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The 2012 Presidential Election, or Just When You Thought it was Safe to Answer Your Phone

by moonlightvirgo February 15, 2011

What! There’s an election coming up? It can’t be! I haven’t recovered from the last one. I’m still picking up the remains of my telephone that shattered into tiny pieces when I hurled it across the room, infuriated that the inane political ramblings I was trying so hard to avoid were now being delivered directly [...]

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A funny thing happened…

by Consti Tution January 15, 2010
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Consti here coming to you from the Secret Underground Bunker Extreme Laugh Factory. SUBELF for short. The scientists here have been running experiments in humor on Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and several other Democrats to see if they have a sense of humor. So far all results are negative. They have however discovered the funniest [...]

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Why are they afraid of Sarah Palin?

by Consti Tution November 19, 2009
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Consti here perusing through my back issues of Sports Illustrated swim suit editions in the bunker bathroom. (It’s a guy thing.) Now knowing the Buddhist teachings that “reality is perception” I have to ask myself why the liberals are so rabid about Sarah Palin. Why does the mere mention of her name elicit signs of BDS syndrome in them? The bunker medical staff is working on that now, updates to follow.

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I’m not ok with this.

by Consti Tution October 29, 2009
I am for your right to stand on your patio in your boxers covered in thousand island dressing while eating a double greasy with cheese, drinking a beer, smoking a cigar while reciting god bless America in front of a flag at the top of your lungs.

Recently it was commented that it was ok for a politician to “call out” the American public as to their responsibilities. This was in relation to the town hall protests this past summer. So let me get this straight. It is OK for the people WE elect to refer to US as ‘stupid‘, ‘racist’, ‘terrorist‘ [...]

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Another teachable moment. Courtesy of Mark Twain

by Consti Tution October 27, 2009
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Consti here roaming through the underground bunker library where I stumbled on my old copy of Huckleberry Finn and a Connecticut Yankee. After tearing through the books I wondered what one of the greatest writers of American history had to say about politicians. WWMTD? Now my library is as extensive as the internet is big, [...]

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Why Go Half Way?

by jackturk August 13, 2009

Shocking news from the New Hampshire stop on President Obama’s “Death Panel Live” tour. It seems the little girl from Malden, MA who asked that question about “mean signs” may not have been a totally random selection! Well, please. Spare me the feigned outrage.  Politicians taking planted questions in town hall events has long been [...]

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A Series of Convenient Truths

by RadPolitic June 23, 2009
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Has anyone else noticed how with every major policy decision this administration commits to, some sort of compelling news story creeps along or a profoundly influential presidential appointment is announced?  In other words, distraction ensues.  Recall if you will the fact that our economy is failing.  Obama and his team of ‘liberal democrats’ thought that [...]

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