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Let them eat food stamps!!

by Consti Tution August 6, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the Secrete Underground Bunker kitchen where I’m whipping up a heaping serving of my extra special recession casserole for the staff. For those of you curious enough to wonder at the ingredients here they are.

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The Department of Injustice.

by Consti Tution July 15, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here coming to you from the Bunker Medical facility’s psych ward were I have instructed the staff to prepare a nice padded cell and crisp clean straight jacket for attorney General Eric “never read the law” Holder. Since Mr. Holder is showing signs of insanity I wanted to make sure he has the utmost best of care for his social justice condition.

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The Summer Recovery Tour 2010

by Consti Tution July 1, 2010
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Consti here with the skinny on the Obama Summer Recovery Tour 2010. You’ll have to speak up over the noise of the “recovery” B.S. being blared through the MSM speakers. As you may have heard there is this lovely show coming to your town to praise the benefits of the stimulus Obama and his band [...]

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Violence on the left

by Consti Tution June 15, 2010

It never ceases to amaze me how people can project their flaws onto others. Hi there! Consti coming to you from the Bunker Psych ward with some interesting examples of this “projection” that is a known psychological disorder. (Ed note: No liberal patients were harmed in the testing for this article.) Now we have all [...]

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OH HELL NO!

by Consti Tution June 9, 2010
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“This is Monkey wrench come in slippery weasel! Priority one! Over!” Consti here in the Bunker communications center with a communiqué for immediate release on all channels! President Barrack Hussein Obama has openly supported Hamas! “President Barack Obama said Wednesday the United States was to unveil a 400-million-dollar civilian aid package for the Palestinians, as [...]

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La reconquesta

by Consti Tution May 12, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here with more on the immigration issue that no one really talks about. The dirty little secrets that liberals would rather sweep under the rug. That is the reconquesta movement. According to their website their ultimate objective is “the civilized, non-violent, democratic “liberation” of the North American continent from European-descendants.” The organization seeks [...]

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Sunshine, lollypops, and rainbows

by Consti Tution February 4, 2010
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Consti here with an observation. The idea that a financial rebound is being pushed on this site and in the news is nothing but smoke-and-mirrors.  I and many in the public don’t buy this anymore. It’s as if those who espouse this are ignorant to the facts that are well within the public view or [...]

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So much for the raise in GDP

by Consti Tution January 31, 2010

Consti coming to you from the accounting offices of Bunker, Bunker, and Finkelstien. Now I am not an economist but I play one on T.V. Thanks to some clarification from my accountant I’ve come to realize that the 5.7% growth in GDP is worthless. Yep that’s right, worthless.  With a RECORD increase in the National [...]

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Chicken Scratch

by Consti Tution January 30, 2010

Consti coming to you from the Underground Bunker Medical facility where I am awaiting the lumps and bruises this article surely will generate. No worries though, Med techs are standing by. Since there hasn’t been a critique of the SOTU yet I figure I would oblige. Now this was Obama’s longest speech so far. Clocking [...]

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A funny thing happened…

by Consti Tution January 15, 2010
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Consti here coming to you from the Secret Underground Bunker Extreme Laugh Factory. SUBELF for short. The scientists here have been running experiments in humor on Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and several other Democrats to see if they have a sense of humor. So far all results are negative. They have however discovered the funniest [...]

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The tax cheat shuffle

by Consti Tution December 16, 2009

The tax cheat shuffle

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Why are they afraid of Sarah Palin?

by Consti Tution November 19, 2009
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Consti here perusing through my back issues of Sports Illustrated swim suit editions in the bunker bathroom. (It’s a guy thing.) Now knowing the Buddhist teachings that “reality is perception” I have to ask myself why the liberals are so rabid about Sarah Palin. Why does the mere mention of her name elicit signs of BDS syndrome in them? The bunker medical staff is working on that now, updates to follow.

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Follow the money!

by Consti Tution November 8, 2009

Consti coming to you with a report from the accounting offices of Bunker, Bunker, and Finkelstein. This morning over bagels my accountant pointed me to an interesting article as to how our Stimulus money has been spent. I ve included a large portion of it below with my comments on a case by case basis. [...]

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