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KILLING GRANDMA

by Consti Tution July 15, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker lounge where the staff and I have been sitting back and watching hilarity ensue! No I’m not talking about the latest comedy movie. I’m talking about the debt reduction talks currently going on in both the media and politics. Now let me start by saying that the [...]

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The Addict-N-Cheif

by Consti Tution April 22, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the Bunker medical facility where I have been speaking with my crack staff of doctors about a very serious problem I believe our President has. I wanted to confirm my suspicions before writing this article. Have you ever known an addict that was President? Millions of people in this country alone [...]

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Its MARCH MADNESS!!

by Consti Tution March 18, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the Underground Bunker lounge where we are getting ready for March Madness! WHOO-HOO! YEAH BASKETBALL! BEER AND WINGS! PARTY PARTY! GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM! YEAH! MANLY! Meanwhile…. The Middle East burns. Libya, Tunisia, Egypt, Syria, Yemmen,  Bahrain, where uprisings in the streets are being repressed violently and death walks the streets. [...]

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Cowards

by Consti Tution March 1, 2011
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“Come in rabbit hutch this is monkey wrench transmitting in the blind.” Oh Hi! Consti here coming to you from the secret underground bunker communication room where the staff and I are back online after a well-deserved vacation from the insanity that has become American politics. Exhibit A: Wisconsin. Now there is a story here [...]

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The smell of fear, the taste of desperate (Part 2)

by Consti Tution October 26, 2010
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“Mission control we are at t-minus 7 and counting.” Hi Consti here for part two of “The smell of fear, the taste of desperate.” I don’t mind telling you good reader that it’s difficult for me to remain in the limits of 700 words for this article. The examples of desperation that are emanating from [...]

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Counting Chickens

by Consti Tution August 23, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here coming to you from the Secrete underground bunker Zen room where I’ve been meditating on a couple of pieces of wisdom that have been ground into my head for the past 40 years. The first piece of wisdom was imparted to me by my late grandmother. “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” And the other piece of wisdom comes via the Boy Scouts of America: “Be prepared.” Let me explain how these relate to the coming November elections.

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Let them eat food stamps!!

by Consti Tution August 6, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the Secrete Underground Bunker kitchen where I’m whipping up a heaping serving of my extra special recession casserole for the staff. For those of you curious enough to wonder at the ingredients here they are.

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Acts of treason?

by Consti Tution August 2, 2010
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Consti here with round 45(?) of the immigration debate. I’m personally glad to see this is still being put front and center in the political arena today. Between overspending and over regulation we have an Administration that is selectively enforcing the law. Let’s all say that out loud kids: We have a federal government that [...]

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Things to remember for November!

by Consti Tution July 30, 2010
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“Rabbit Hutch this is slippery weasel switching to central control channel. Over” Oh hi! Consti here in the Bunker Control room where we are in countdown to November. We have a communiqué release for all Americans to consider pertaining to the coming November elections some 95 days away. Please disseminate this communication to your fellow [...]

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“You’re a racist!”

by Consti Tution July 23, 2010
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A look at the racial divisions being forced upon us by politics and race hustlers.

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