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The Boxer Rebellion

by Blowhard October 6, 2011

Ladies and gentlemen we welcome you to the beautiful Ceasers’ Palace on the strip in formerly beautiful and growing Las Vegas for the Title bout to determine the leader of the free world. Let’s get ready to Huuuuuuuuuumble! But first we have some major players ringside to recognize for their contributions to our current dismal [...]

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Racism and 2012

by robinegerton January 25, 2011

The first Tuesday of November, 2012, will see the United States of America exercising what is perhaps their greatest right – the right to vote for their own leader. The whole world watched the U.S.’s last Presidential election with uncommon interest because it was historic. For the first time since declaring their independence from Britain [...]

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Obama is Over

by Blowhard October 31, 2010

I’ve decided to go on the record with my prediction for the next two years. Let’s start with the congressional election results: Republicans will increase 57 seats. They’ll increase 7 seats in the senate. They will control 31 Governorships. But now for the important prediction… Obama will not finish his current term. The Republican Congress [...]

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2012: The Next (Republican) President’s Acceptance Speech

by Blowhard February 1, 2010

My fellow Americans, For reasons of brevity I will dispense with thanking you individually and simply thank all of you present and viewing at home for taking the time to join me in my vision for the future of our great country. For too long we as a nation have forsaken the whole to allow [...]

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