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January’s Done, Marching Towards March

by dfunzy February 1, 2012

Yup, January is done and America is marching towards March. Where are we on this first day of February? Four GOP dudes are still standing. In first place, with two wins, New Hampshire and Florida, and smiling, and looking, and talking, and being, as fresh as he can be, but still acting, like he’s auditioning [...]

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Going into Iowa and What Do We See?

by dfunzy January 1, 2012

The three front runners for the GOP nomination, this early in the game, are Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney. According to Public Policy Poling newest poll in Iowa, Ron Paul has 24%, Mitt Romney, 20%, Newt Gingrich, 13%. In New Hampshire, Romney has 36%, Ron Paul, 21%; Newt Gingrich, 13%. And as candidates, [...]

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KILLING GRANDMA

by Consti Tution July 15, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker lounge where the staff and I have been sitting back and watching hilarity ensue! No I’m not talking about the latest comedy movie. I’m talking about the debt reduction talks currently going on in both the media and politics. Now let me start by saying that the [...]

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The Addict-N-Cheif

by Consti Tution April 22, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the Bunker medical facility where I have been speaking with my crack staff of doctors about a very serious problem I believe our President has. I wanted to confirm my suspicions before writing this article. Have you ever known an addict that was President? Millions of people in this country alone [...]

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Its MARCH MADNESS!!

by Consti Tution March 18, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the Underground Bunker lounge where we are getting ready for March Madness! WHOO-HOO! YEAH BASKETBALL! BEER AND WINGS! PARTY PARTY! GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM! YEAH! MANLY! Meanwhile…. The Middle East burns. Libya, Tunisia, Egypt, Syria, Yemmen,  Bahrain, where uprisings in the streets are being repressed violently and death walks the streets. [...]

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Cowards

by Consti Tution March 1, 2011
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“Come in rabbit hutch this is monkey wrench transmitting in the blind.” Oh Hi! Consti here coming to you from the secret underground bunker communication room where the staff and I are back online after a well-deserved vacation from the insanity that has become American politics. Exhibit A: Wisconsin. Now there is a story here [...]

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The Smell of fear, the taste of desperate (Part 1)

by Consti Tution October 12, 2010
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A look at the fear comming from the loonie left and their desperation

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The Ten Commandments of Conservatism

by Consti Tution August 27, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker think tank where the staff and I have come up with a tong-n-cheek look at conservative values. They are not necessarily just values a conservative should hold, but more the values every politician who seeks to rule over the American public should be held to. We have borrowed from the biblical tale of Moses and his decent from Mount Sinai to bring onto the children of Israel the moral imperative of their lord to help simplify intellectual digestion for the reader.

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Let them eat food stamps!!

by Consti Tution August 6, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the Secrete Underground Bunker kitchen where I’m whipping up a heaping serving of my extra special recession casserole for the staff. For those of you curious enough to wonder at the ingredients here they are.

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Acts of treason?

by Consti Tution August 2, 2010
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Consti here with round 45(?) of the immigration debate. I’m personally glad to see this is still being put front and center in the political arena today. Between overspending and over regulation we have an Administration that is selectively enforcing the law. Let’s all say that out loud kids: We have a federal government that [...]

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