Who say’s there are no Superhero’s? The real League of Justice meets daily in the deep dark halls of Congress.
They go about their superhero tasks daily, led by the sinewy Obamaman, his little assistant Superboy Reid and of course Supergirl Pelosi, they are there, serving and protecting society and the down trodden, without the benefit of leotard jumpsuits, thank God.
They are there to protect the victims. Those to weak and helpless to fend for themselves. Among those too weak or unintelligent to live without the help of our superhero’s, those who would be picked off by the predatory evil white male wolves who can sense their weakness, the blacks, the unions, all females, non-heterosexuals, government employee’s, illegal (for now) aliens, and whoever else it takes to move the percentage line above 51%.
You see there are other superhero’s just waiting for their turn at the head of the Justice League table, each with special powers, each wanting to be praised in the media. Corporate Subsidy Man for instance has the power of stealth, being able to move money from one location to another invisibly, with his sidekick Stimulus Man, who basically just hides stuff and runs errands for Corporate Man.
This week our hero’s are swooping in with all haste to help the poor uninsured. Someone lit the Obama Man Light, and the Justice League sprang into action! But how to help the poor uninsured while not hurting the unions, government employees, etcetera (oh, and one or two states)?
Super Majority Man could not be found, and his power of enacting law through influencing others large numbers of fellow superhero’s MIA with him. But with the power of a simple majority Obama Man was able to see justice done, except for one evil villain who stands to WAM POW him into defeat.
The evil villain mind controlling just enough superhero’s to ruin everything, Baby Face Man, an evil force who seeks to deprive the women victims from getting government funding to kill their babies.
This classic fight of good against evil will play itself out soon, only this is no comic book.
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Hilarious! And I love “the sinewy Obamaman”.