Websters definition:
hy – poc – ri – sy – Spelled pronunciation (hi-pok-ruh-see)
noun, plural-sies
1. a pretense of having a virtuous character, moral or religious beliefs or principles, etc., that one does not really possess.
2. a pretense of having some desirable or publicly approved attitude.
3. an act or instance of hypocrisy.
We can exchange these definitions with the words Al Gore, one of the greatest examples of a hypocrite of all time. Unfortunately, for definiton 2, his pretenseful spell has apparently duped many around the world.
In the wake of “Climategate” (1), our former Vice President (aka our “former, future President of the United States”, according to him), the “honorable” Al Gore, cancelled his speaking engagement at the United Nations Climate Conference that starts this month in Copenhagen, Denmark.
I guess something must’ve suddenly come up.
I can tell you what it is, too. He had to take an emergency flight to Antarctica where he is buying up thousands of melting parcels of land so that he can cash in on the prime real estate boom down there. After all, we are only a few, short years from the temperatures being too hot to live anywhere farther than a thousand miles from either pole. By the time all of us simps catch on to the thriving housing markets at the top and bottom of the world, we will be at the mercy of the foresighted real estate moguls. I am ahead of the curve, however. I already have my Antarctic real estate sales license but need some help with my business name. Perhaps you can give some feedback. Here are a few for thought:
- Overheated Penguin Realty, Inc.
- Icecap Lookout, LLC.
- Why Is The Bottom of My Globe Suddenly Blue, Properties Corp.
- Glacier B Gone, Incorporated
No, I must confess. That is not the reason Vice President Gore is hiding his face and dissing a lot of people who have already paid for their tickets. It is probably because he can suddenly feel the HEAT coming down on the back of his neck from all of the controversy related to the latest “global warming theory” developments. Not unlike a slimy snake, he has found a way to slither out of a limelight in which he has spent decades building a fortress. And I’m not talking about his 20-bedroom house either. I am referring to his self-constructed throne that has risen high into the atmosphere. And those among the media and other lackeys are like those we see in the old Egyptian movies (wearing the silly eye-liner and gold trim) who are feeding the King grapes and fanning him with those huge palm branches. The only problem is that they have remained conveniently mum on his behalf even though the many visitors who journeyed around the world to witness the King’s majesty find themselves abandoned at the big iron and bamboo gate (you know, with the lion statues and stuff) with no way in. No matter how many times they bang with the big tree trunk hanging by the rope, all they hear in response from the other side of the wall is how lucky they are to be there and how the timing couldn’t be better. The fact that they have paid hundreds (if not thousands) of dollars to enthusiastically discuss an issue which had been sliced to the core merely weeks before is irrelevant. The fact that the hero for their cause took a “leave of absence” from The Main Event doesn’t make a difference. What truly matters is that the slobbering imbeciles inside these fortified walls find a credible replacement prop who as closely resembles the King as possible. And as quickly as possible. After all, the show must go on!
Wouldn’t you think that after fooling the world population in general and the American public in particular and bilking them out of an obscene amount of money for a movie based on a rapidly crumbling ideology that Al Gore would at least have the class to show is egg-covered face to all of his worshippers?
Or should we think that he is probably tongue-tied, at least for the moment, and finds himself in a world of disarray?
Now we’re getting warmer.
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(1) Wilkepedia was used here for 2 reasons: (1) because it gives a general overview of the event, and (2) to demonstrate how wilkepedia is not objective - one can clearly see how the interviews of the pro-global warming gang substantially outnumber the others and more credence is placed on the supporters’ statements as well. Yet some will continue to use this source as a means to support their claims.
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It is sad to see a “true believer” slapped in the face by the facts. I don’t believe much in conspiracy theories, but a quick read of David Horowitz book Radical Son shines the light of truth on a movement that erupted to take the place of the No War movement in the early 70’s, after the draft was canceled and the communist needed different cover. Since the beginning the Earth crowd has been about the business of redistribution of wealth on a global scale.
I believe these leaked e-mails were a last ditch effort to stop what could have been an unhindered blow against the US and Europe. Somebody who will never get credit leaned on some key players to get those e-mails into the public’s hands.
We may still take a hit, but a potential financial catastrophe has been stayed.
Even some of our own were ready to fold to the power of the green movement. We have enough oil, gas and coal to last for hundreds of years right here in the US.
Finally a question; If our climate starts getting cooler, would the left call for more carbon use to keep our planet warm, even if it were clean carbon use? The answer is their current demonization of clean burning coal and US natural gas.
Thanks for bringing this subject up.
No, you are actually right on the money.
By the way, did you receive my Facebook messages?
It’s actually really simple. There was a news report the other day about a guy at a Gore event that had the audacity to question him about these e-mails. The gentleman was promptly tossed out of the event HE paid for. Gore doesn’t want to answer questions, he just wants to preach more dogma! I believe the story was called chicken little and had something to do about the sky falling. I could be wrong.