Though most people reading this article have already unwittingly learned the following techniques, I felt that it was important to put them in an easily readable letter format so that nothing would fall through the cracks. In addition, it is my goal to take your subconscious education and bring it to the front of your minds.
This short essay is a lesson in how to recognize a conspiracy, how to locate your built-in auto disqualifier button that helps bypass any necessity to think critically and, therefore, immediately dismiss it as nonsense, the art of attacking any person who dares consider the conspiracy a possibility, and the secret method of challenging their First Amendment right to voice their concerns.
(1) How to recognize a conspiracy – according to Websters, a conspiracy is defined as: an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot.
This one is easy, particularly when it comes to our government, because this kind of activity never happens. Particularly in America and particularly against its own people. So don’t bother trying to recognize one because you are simply wasting your time.
(2) There are a lot of crazy people out there who think they recognize a conspiracy but we know that this is simply a figment of their imaginations since we have already determined that there is no such thing. This is why it is necessary to have an internal awakening and find our inner disqualifier. For those of you who are not sure how you would recognize it even if it is found, it is the small voice that astutely warns you that the only logical explanation for a defining event is the one that the government and media have already told you. If you encounter an inner conflict, you must come to your senses at once, or thumb through the yellow pages to find your friendly neighbor- hood shrink. This is due to the fact that it is virtually impossible for there to be any answer other than what has been given already, particularly if the thought comes to mind that the one telling us could somehow be involved with the event. Remember, concrete evidence does not apply in the case of a conspiracy. And once something has been labeled a conspiracy (even by those who evidence shows may have been involved), it must be false.
(3) This is the most important point yet. If you hear (or read) someone who is even merely suggesting the remote possibility that a conspiracy exists (reminder: a conspiracy is always a figment of the imagination. Any event that has taken place - even if there is audio and/or video evidence – is automatically a conspiracy (hence, imagined) once the government or media says so), that person must be stopped at all costs! If that entails slander, threats against their family, or even a mention on the reputable Rachel Maddow show, then do it with no holds barred. Even citizens with squeaky- clean reputations who have honor with their peers and within their communities must be assumed to have lost their wits. There is absolutely, positively no other explanation. They must now be dubbed as “wackos” or “nut jobs”. Don’t give them one minute of your time lest they exercise the audacity to pull out concrete evidence or say something smart since it has already been determined that they are chasing phantoms and running from boogeymen.
(4) Though we all have the privilege of the Constitution, these afore- mentioned wingnuts have surrendered their rights to speak freely under the First Amendment. This is very important to be mindful of. You, a tax-paying, law-abiding American citizen still have that right. But remember, once one of these kooks tries to point out that there is a deeper evil than is possible or that our own government is anything less than benevolent and would even hurt its own people (after all, this has never happened here or anywhere else in the world), they must not be allowed to speak. Not only about a conspiracy (which does not exist), but about anything at all. Unless, of course, they would fulfill their burden to society by writing on the chalk- board 911 times I denounce my boogeyman brother.
Some of you already have these four techniques down pat. And many of you learned them without trying – almost osmosis-like. The rest of you need to step up to the plate and get moving. It is only character assassination when the fruitcakes mention a conspiracy. But it is not slander in any way, shape, or form when you force these conspiracy-theorists to be accountable. These poisonous snakes must have their heads crushed. Evidence be damned.
When it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and swims like a duck, it is only a duck if we are told so. If it happens to be a goose in a duck costume and is visible to the whole world that it is a goose, it is still a duck if they say it is.
Only a quack would see it as anything else.
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This is the first article of yours that I’ve ever read and I couldn’t be more excited to read more! Thank you for so cleverly illustrating the root of the problem we are having that is preventing far too many of us from even being able to discuss certain issues and candidates!
….Erik,
First of all I apologize posting at the same time you did. Your articles should be front and center for a full day!
Now, ARE YOU NUTS! Two or more politicians working together secretly to achieve more power and control than they could alone, how silly.
When a prominent long term Congresswoman accidentally slips, “We will soon own the oil companies”, she was just speaking for herself. She certainly has not discussed such a move with her co-legislators, that would be a secret conspiracy.
When ALL major liberal media repeat the same stories with the same slant, with the same catch phrases, coincidence.
When the world economy as a whole is collapsing, and Iran has stated public ally a desire to start world war III and our President say’s “I think they should have the right to developed nuke power”, again just a silly mistake.
When the Black Panthers stand in front of voting stations with Billie clubs and threatening gestures and are not prosecuted by a black attorney general and president, so what.
When our largest businesses are now controlled by our socialist leaning president, just the way the chips fell.
When DFunzy and JFesta lose their “Collective” minds, well that’s not relevant, I just felt like poking them..
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