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Going into Iowa and What Do We See?

by dfunzy January 1, 2012

The three front runners for the GOP nomination, this early in the game, are Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney. According to Public Policy Poling newest poll in Iowa, Ron Paul has 24%, Mitt Romney, 20%, Newt Gingrich, 13%. In New Hampshire, Romney has 36%, Ron Paul, 21%; Newt Gingrich, 13%. And as candidates, [...]

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KILLING GRANDMA

by Consti Tution July 15, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker lounge where the staff and I have been sitting back and watching hilarity ensue! No I’m not talking about the latest comedy movie. I’m talking about the debt reduction talks currently going on in both the media and politics. Now let me start by saying that the [...]

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The “Michelle” Hypocrisy

by Erik the Red April 23, 2011

We have all seen this scenario time and time again; the one where the liberal media pulls the gullible, liberal-leaning portion of the public by the earlobe and dictates what is right and wrong. The biggest problem here, however, is that the same people they often use as the object of criti- cism they would be [...]

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The Ten Commandments of Conservatism

by Consti Tution August 27, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker think tank where the staff and I have come up with a tong-n-cheek look at conservative values. They are not necessarily just values a conservative should hold, but more the values every politician who seeks to rule over the American public should be held to. We have borrowed from the biblical tale of Moses and his decent from Mount Sinai to bring onto the children of Israel the moral imperative of their lord to help simplify intellectual digestion for the reader.

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Counting Chickens

by Consti Tution August 23, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here coming to you from the Secrete underground bunker Zen room where I’ve been meditating on a couple of pieces of wisdom that have been ground into my head for the past 40 years. The first piece of wisdom was imparted to me by my late grandmother. “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” And the other piece of wisdom comes via the Boy Scouts of America: “Be prepared.” Let me explain how these relate to the coming November elections.

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Things to remember for November!

by Consti Tution July 30, 2010
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“Rabbit Hutch this is slippery weasel switching to central control channel. Over” Oh hi! Consti here in the Bunker Control room where we are in countdown to November. We have a communiqué release for all Americans to consider pertaining to the coming November elections some 95 days away. Please disseminate this communication to your fellow [...]

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McConnell, Senator False face

by dfunzy April 18, 2010

The GOP, the party of popularism? Now that is a joke. For the GOP to pretend popularism would be an outright misrepresentation of truth. That crafty old, smart by half, Mitch McConnell, the GOP Senate leader, railing that the bill before the Senate, that would increase regulation of the big Wall Street investment banks, is [...]

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Democrats Must Fight The Hate

by dfunzy March 7, 2010

I supported Hilary Clinton in the 2008 Democratic Presidential primaries, and up until the last primary, even after it was clear who the nominee would be. I was hoping that she would win the nomination. I supported Mrs. Clinton because I knew that she is a politician who will fight for what she believes in, [...]

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Stupidity knows no bounds.

by Consti Tution March 2, 2010

Consti coming to you from the bunker communication room where we are receiving word that Republican Jim Bunning of Kentucky has joined the ranks of those politicians that just still don’t get it. With all the distractions over the horse pill called Healthcare reform little attention still has been given to the real problems facing [...]

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Sen. Nodler’s Reason for Not Repealing DADT

by Tegan March 2, 2010

Recently the law of ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ which bars homosexuals from being open about their sexuality while serving in the military, is under fire. Many democrats, liberals, and progressive conservatives are rooting for the repeal of the ban on gays in the military, calling it useless, bigoted, and unfair. President Obama himself addressed this [...]

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