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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

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Republican Party

Mitt and Ricky Sittin’ In a Tree…..

by Erik the Red September 16, 2011

De-B-A-T-I-N-G First comes the pledge Then come the questions Fun to see Perry scramble when asked about injections – ObamaCare is wrong Claims Mitt “The Debonair” Yet just a few short years ago He passed RomneyCare – We kill our killers in Texas Rick Perry did exclaim Whether or not their crime deserved it There’s [...]

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KILLING GRANDMA

by Consti Tution July 15, 2011
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Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker lounge where the staff and I have been sitting back and watching hilarity ensue! No I’m not talking about the latest comedy movie. I’m talking about the debt reduction talks currently going on in both the media and politics. Now let me start by saying that the [...]

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The “Michelle” Hypocrisy

by Erik the Red April 23, 2011

We have all seen this scenario time and time again; the one where the liberal media pulls the gullible, liberal-leaning portion of the public by the earlobe and dictates what is right and wrong. The biggest problem here, however, is that the same people they often use as the object of criti- cism they would be [...]

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A “Bad” Conservative is Still Better Than a “Good” Liberal

by Erik the Red November 12, 2010

Listen, I know I spend a lot of time slamming Republicans due to the fact that many are Republican In Name Only (RINO) and others have blotted out the line in the dirt, obscuring the boundaries of where the term “conservative” is defined. I suppose it’s because I came to believe that Republicans were supposed [...]

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It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad Obama World

by Erik the Red October 20, 2010

As each day passes in the Obama era, it more and more resembles a pizza dream. You know, one of those weird sleeping experiences you get after irresponsibly deciding to stuff your face at 11:45 pm while watching a movie like “Phantasm” or “Nightmare on Elm Street” as you doze off while lying on your over-humidified 1979 leather couch. The important [...]

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The Ten Commandments of Conservatism

by Consti Tution August 27, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker think tank where the staff and I have come up with a tong-n-cheek look at conservative values. They are not necessarily just values a conservative should hold, but more the values every politician who seeks to rule over the American public should be held to. We have borrowed from the biblical tale of Moses and his decent from Mount Sinai to bring onto the children of Israel the moral imperative of their lord to help simplify intellectual digestion for the reader.

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Counting Chickens

by Consti Tution August 23, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here coming to you from the Secrete underground bunker Zen room where I’ve been meditating on a couple of pieces of wisdom that have been ground into my head for the past 40 years. The first piece of wisdom was imparted to me by my late grandmother. “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” And the other piece of wisdom comes via the Boy Scouts of America: “Be prepared.” Let me explain how these relate to the coming November elections.

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Things to remember for November!

by Consti Tution July 30, 2010
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“Rabbit Hutch this is slippery weasel switching to central control channel. Over” Oh hi! Consti here in the Bunker Control room where we are in countdown to November. We have a communiqué release for all Americans to consider pertaining to the coming November elections some 95 days away. Please disseminate this communication to your fellow [...]

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Will the Real Conservative Please Stand Up?

by JFesta July 7, 2010

  I’ve seen many conservatives, on this site, and in the media, say that the Republican Party needs another Ronald Reagan. I am the first to admit I am no fan of Reagan. Though his support for the U.N. Convention Against Torture was principled and should have been approved when he presented it to the [...]

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BP Oil Spill is 1000% Bush and Cheney’s Fault

by Erik the Red June 7, 2010

At least that is what Arianna Huffington told George Will on ABC’s ‘This Week‘. I happen to agree with her. After all, I am privy to a secret, long list of internationally-known infractions that these two manipulators are either directly or indirectly responsible for. You heard it here first, folks: Let’s start with Dubya: (1) [...]

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