Thursday, September 9, 2010

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Barack Obama

Counting Chickens

by Consti Tution August 23, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here coming to you from the Secrete underground bunker Zen room where I’ve been meditating on a couple of pieces of wisdom that have been ground into my head for the past 40 years. The first piece of wisdom was imparted to me by my late grandmother. “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” And the other piece of wisdom comes via the Boy Scouts of America: “Be prepared.” Let me explain how these relate to the coming November elections.

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Let them eat food stamps!!

by Consti Tution August 6, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here in the Secrete Underground Bunker kitchen where I’m whipping up a heaping serving of my extra special recession casserole for the staff. For those of you curious enough to wonder at the ingredients here they are.

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Acts of treason?

by Consti Tution August 2, 2010
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Consti here with round 45(?) of the immigration debate. I’m personally glad to see this is still being put front and center in the political arena today. Between overspending and over regulation we have an Administration that is selectively enforcing the law. Let’s all say that out loud kids: We have a federal government that [...]

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Things to remember for November!

by Consti Tution July 30, 2010
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“Rabbit Hutch this is slippery weasel switching to central control channel. Over” Oh hi! Consti here in the Bunker Control room where we are in countdown to November. We have a communiqué release for all Americans to consider pertaining to the coming November elections some 95 days away. Please disseminate this communication to your fellow [...]

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“You’re a racist!”

by Consti Tution July 23, 2010
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A look at the racial divisions being forced upon us by politics and race hustlers.

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Connecting 3 dots to arrive at conspiracy

by Jerry Berggren July 19, 2010

Please allow me a moment in the land of conspiracy theory to connect a few, seemingly unrelated, bits of information. Bit #1: I tend to pay attention when I hear political operatives speculate on the kinds of things that will help a politician or group of politicians be successful in their ascendancy to or hold [...]

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The Department of Injustice.

by Consti Tution July 15, 2010
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Greetings! Consti here coming to you from the Bunker Medical facility’s psych ward were I have instructed the staff to prepare a nice padded cell and crisp clean straight jacket for attorney General Eric “never read the law” Holder. Since Mr. Holder is showing signs of insanity I wanted to make sure he has the utmost best of care for his social justice condition.

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Will the real racist please stand up… and be impeached!

by Consti Tution July 12, 2010
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Consti here coming to you from the Bunker medical facility where I’m recovering from another giggle attack. The fine doctors at the facility have warned me not to laugh anymore today at the comments being posted. Regardless of their concerns I can’t help but giggle at the news today regarding the race war being carried [...]

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Will the Real Conservative Please Stand Up?

by JFesta July 7, 2010

  I’ve seen many conservatives, on this site, and in the media, say that the Republican Party needs another Ronald Reagan. I am the first to admit I am no fan of Reagan. Though his support for the U.N. Convention Against Torture was principled and should have been approved when he presented it to the [...]

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The Summer Recovery Tour 2010

by Consti Tution July 1, 2010
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Consti here with the skinny on the Obama Summer Recovery Tour 2010. You’ll have to speak up over the noise of the “recovery” B.S. being blared through the MSM speakers. As you may have heard there is this lovely show coming to your town to praise the benefits of the stimulus Obama and his band [...]

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What is the State of our Secretary of State?

by Blowhard June 22, 2010

After one and a half years into the most incompetent and corrupt Presidency in modern history, it is time to ponder the plans of our current Secretary of State. Ms. Clinton’s desire to be President is well known, and her appetite for power has clearly exceeded all other priorities in her life– including her self-respect [...]

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An inconvenient accident

by Consti Tution June 21, 2010
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Consti here in the Bunker morgue where it is my sad duty to inform a grieving nation that the married couple known as “Democracy and Liberty” are dead. They perished on impact in a fiery hope and change accident over the weekend. The other driver listed as a “Barrack Hussein Obama” survived and is being [...]

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Et tu Brute?

by Consti Tution June 16, 2010
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Consti here in the Bunker theater where the staff and I were watching a history channel documentary on Julius Caesar the Roman Emperor last night. (By a unanimous vote we skipped the President’s snooze fest of a speech.) This morning after catching up on the commentary in the MSM all I can say is… “Et [...]

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