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The “R” word.

by Consti TutionMarch 3, 2010
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Consti bringing you the word of the day from the Bunker Library. Today we have a foul word to some in politics. I’m talking about the “R” word. (No not Republican before you comment below.) I’m talking about reconciliation, or more accurately reconcile. Since there has been so much noise about the “nuclear option” pertaining [...]

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Stupidity knows no bounds.

by Consti TutionMarch 2, 2010

Consti coming to you from the bunker communication room where we are receiving word that Republican Jim Bunning of Kentucky has joined the ranks of those politicians that just still don’t get it. With all the distractions over the horse pill called Healthcare reform little attention still has been given to the real problems facing [...]

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Healthcare – take two

by Consti TutionFebruary 25, 2010
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Consti here coming to you from the Bunker medical facility where the Doctors on staff are taking bets on the Healthcare patient. Odds now are 2 to 1 that the lunacy is terminal.
Tomorrow is the big dog and pony show over Healthcare between the President and the Republicans. Most see this kabuki theater for what [...]

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They just don’t get it…

by Consti TutionFebruary 17, 2010
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Consti here to answer the question of why my forehead is red. It’s from slapping it due to the staggering arrogance, ignorance of the loony left. I’ve seen comments in several places that go along the lines of “we need to get tough”, “We need to be in their faces” or my favorite “That is [...]

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Goodbye global warming! Paging Al Gore.

by Consti TutionFebruary 15, 2010
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“Come in rabbit hut this is monkey wrench. Over?” Sorry, Consti here in the Bunker communications room trying to get the news out about the Global warming debate that was supposed to be over. I’d like to dedicate this post to Albert Arnold “Al” Gore, Jr. The man who has spent his post political career [...]

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It’s not fair!!

by Consti TutionFebruary 11, 2010
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Consti coming to you from the virtual reality lab here in the Bunker. I’ve been running scenarios of a perfect world where everything is fair and just. Needless to say attempts have failed miserably. I’m not surprised at the results because reality is not virtual.
A lot of progressives live in a form of virtual reality. [...]

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Sunshine, lollypops, and rainbows

by Consti TutionFebruary 4, 2010
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Consti here with an observation. The idea that a financial rebound is being pushed on this site and in the news is nothing but smoke-and-mirrors.  I and many in the public don’t buy this anymore. It’s as if those who espouse this are ignorant to the facts that are well within the public view or [...]

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Hey buddy got $45 grand to spare?

by Consti TutionFebruary 1, 2010
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Consti here coming to you from the Bunker vault where I am trying to find a spare $45,000. So far all I’ve come up with is a piggy bank with about three fiddy in it. I’m looking for the $45 large so that I can pay my fair share of the Federal Deficit. At that [...]

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So much for the raise in GDP

by Consti TutionJanuary 31, 2010

Consti coming to you from the accounting offices of Bunker, Bunker, and Finkelstien. Now I am not an economist but I play one on T.V. Thanks to some clarification from my accountant I’ve come to realize that the 5.7% growth in GDP is worthless. Yep that’s right, worthless.  With a RECORD increase in the National [...]

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Chicken Scratch

by Consti TutionJanuary 30, 2010

Consti coming to you from the Underground Bunker Medical facility where I am awaiting the lumps and bruises this article surely will generate. No worries though, Med techs are standing by. Since there hasn’t been a critique of the SOTU yet I figure I would oblige. Now this was Obama’s longest speech so far. Clocking [...]

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Candidate-in-Chief

by Consti TutionJanuary 26, 2010
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Consti here coming from the Bunker labs where political scientists are scratching their heads at the latest to come out of the White House.  President Obama has announced he is re-constituting his political team that helped put him in office. His former campaign staff will help with national democratic races in an attempt to quell [...]

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