Follow us on Twitter→ 2012 President
Wednesday, February 8, 2012

You are here: Home >

Posts by author:

Consti Tution

KILLING GRANDMA

by Consti Tution July 15, 2011
Thumbnail image for KILLING GRANDMA

Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker lounge where the staff and I have been sitting back and watching hilarity ensue! No I’m not talking about the latest comedy movie. I’m talking about the debt reduction talks currently going on in both the media and politics. Now let me start by saying that the [...]

4 comments Read the full article →

The Addict-N-Cheif

by Consti Tution April 22, 2011
Thumbnail image for The Addict-N-Cheif

Greetings! Consti here in the Bunker medical facility where I have been speaking with my crack staff of doctors about a very serious problem I believe our President has. I wanted to confirm my suspicions before writing this article. Have you ever known an addict that was President? Millions of people in this country alone [...]

6 comments Read the full article →

Its MARCH MADNESS!!

by Consti Tution March 18, 2011
Thumbnail image for Its MARCH MADNESS!!

Greetings! Consti here in the Underground Bunker lounge where we are getting ready for March Madness! WHOO-HOO! YEAH BASKETBALL! BEER AND WINGS! PARTY PARTY! GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM! YEAH! MANLY! Meanwhile…. The Middle East burns. Libya, Tunisia, Egypt, Syria, Yemmen,  Bahrain, where uprisings in the streets are being repressed violently and death walks the streets. [...]

6 comments Read the full article →

Cowards

by Consti Tution March 1, 2011
Thumbnail image for Cowards

“Come in rabbit hutch this is monkey wrench transmitting in the blind.” Oh Hi! Consti here coming to you from the secret underground bunker communication room where the staff and I are back online after a well-deserved vacation from the insanity that has become American politics. Exhibit A: Wisconsin. Now there is a story here [...]

2 comments Read the full article →

The smell of fear, the taste of desperate (Part 2)

by Consti Tution October 26, 2010
Thumbnail image for The smell of fear, the taste of desperate (Part 2)

“Mission control we are at t-minus 7 and counting.” Hi Consti here for part two of “The smell of fear, the taste of desperate.” I don’t mind telling you good reader that it’s difficult for me to remain in the limits of 700 words for this article. The examples of desperation that are emanating from [...]

2 comments Read the full article →

The Smell of fear, the taste of desperate (Part 1)

by Consti Tution October 12, 2010
Thumbnail image for The Smell of fear, the taste of desperate (Part 1)

A look at the fear comming from the loonie left and their desperation

1 comment Read the full article →

It comes down to this…

by Consti Tution September 24, 2010

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHv1ENYAulY

3 comments Read the full article →

The Ten Commandments of Conservatism

by Consti Tution August 27, 2010
Thumbnail image for The Ten Commandments of Conservatism

Greetings! Consti here in the secret underground bunker think tank where the staff and I have come up with a tong-n-cheek look at conservative values. They are not necessarily just values a conservative should hold, but more the values every politician who seeks to rule over the American public should be held to. We have borrowed from the biblical tale of Moses and his decent from Mount Sinai to bring onto the children of Israel the moral imperative of their lord to help simplify intellectual digestion for the reader.

15 comments Read the full article →

Counting Chickens

by Consti Tution August 23, 2010
Thumbnail image for Counting Chickens

Greetings! Consti here coming to you from the Secrete underground bunker Zen room where I’ve been meditating on a couple of pieces of wisdom that have been ground into my head for the past 40 years. The first piece of wisdom was imparted to me by my late grandmother. “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” And the other piece of wisdom comes via the Boy Scouts of America: “Be prepared.” Let me explain how these relate to the coming November elections.

0 comments Read the full article →

Let them eat food stamps!!

by Consti Tution August 6, 2010
Thumbnail image for Let them eat food stamps!!

Greetings! Consti here in the Secrete Underground Bunker kitchen where I’m whipping up a heaping serving of my extra special recession casserole for the staff. For those of you curious enough to wonder at the ingredients here they are.

6 comments Read the full article →

← Previous Entries